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Meth Murder & Amazon – Behind The Scenes

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About the Author

Award-winning Author & Visionary Creator

G. S. Gerry is a dedicated family man,  Navy veteran, and award-winning author from St. Petersburg, FL.  Married for 17 years, at the sound age of 18, and father to 4 kids (16/14/11/8).  Just your average, everyday Joe Schmuckatelli with some wild stories to tell.

As is the G. S. Gerry tradition, everything in his life seems to happen in the most non-traditional ways.

He experienced 16 & pregnant before it became popular. Overcoming obstacle after calamity after hilarious situation..

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Unbiased Reviews

“Wholly original and darkly humorous…An Experience Unlike Anything Imaginable…Reminiscent of Robin Williamson speed …completely off the wall and guaranteed to make you laugh out loud 

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“It all goes downhill as quickly as a methamphetamine rush. It’s brutal. Nothing seems to come easily for the family and they are struck by calamity after calamity…This book is good for a laugh if that is what you are in the mood for, and good for a laugh if you’re a grumpy old cow and are not in the mood for one also.”

Jamie Michele, Readers’ Favorite

“Part satire, part dark comedy, Meth, Murder, & Amazon is a wild rollercoaster of a ride from start to finish…the unique satirical style and quirky characters quickly hook you in and keep your eyes glued to the pages until the very end. – If you want to read something hilarious that happens to be a true story, check out Meth, Murder, & Amazon” 

Pikasho Deka, Readers’ Favorite

“The comical way Meth, Murder and Amazon was written is so unique and thrilling yet very much relatable…There is absolutely no way one can read this book without literally laughing their heads off.
Aside its entertaining value, Meth, Murder & Amazon offers vital life lessons—it’s a must read!” 

Mary Jane Anderson, 

“Written in an extremely unique style. With absurd character names and place names, weird little rhymes, and unusual descriptors. I’ve never read a book quite like this before…But I liked it. How could I not like it?… If you’re willing to take a chance on something different, then you will enjoy Meth Murder and Amazon.

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G. S. Gerry brings to life the ultimate lemons to lemonade stories guaranteed to induce audible laughter from around the globe.

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The Meth Murder & Amazon NFT collection bridges meth’ed up designs, illustrations, and other outlandish creations with a shockingly unbelievable true tale of meth-ic proportions.

Each NFT includes a personalized signed copy, as well as exclusive access to future content.

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Nothing can prepare you for what’s behind the cover. You’re about to witness an entertaining read unlike any other.

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