Author Bio

G. S. Gerry is a dedicated family man,  Navy veteran, and award-winning author from St. Petersburg, FL.  Married for 17 years, at the sound age of 18, and father to 4 kids (16/14/11/8).  Just your average, everyday Joe Schmuckatelli with some wild stories to tell.

As is the G. S. Gerry tradition, everything in his life seems to happen in the most non-traditional ways.

He experienced 16 & pregnant before it became popular. Overcoming obstacle after calamity after hilarious situation in his short time on the earth.  

There’s an old saying “plant a tree, have a child, and write a book.” G. S. Gerry’s award-winning debut novel Meth Murder & Amazon checks one off the list, with an unforgettable comedic journey of a lifetime.  But, he is taking recommendations on trees to plant.

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Distinguished Master of All Villainy

But the fun…is just beginning!

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Award-winning Author

Best Humor / Comedy Non-Fiction

Bronze Best Ebook Cover

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